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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax

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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax

@aspiringpeasant

I speak for the trees. I'm basically never on Twitter anymore, but would love to hear from you. Email on my website.

Joined March 2021

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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
May 11, 2021
My politics: - grow your own food - be a good neighbor - buy local - read old books - drive less - simplify - slow down - make compost - cultivate earnest empathy - spend as much time with your family as possible - find the others, make friends, and support them - don't be a dick
Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Jul 17, 2025
I was a Navy SEAL for over a decade, so I know a few things about drawing a weapon. Technique *this bad* could only survive in a place where the people you’re shooting are unarmed. This only “works” because they’re shooting women and children. 🌈 The More You Know 🌈
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Jul 13, 2025
Actually Biden sent them $10M to install these systems. But they didn't do it because...they didn't like Biden.
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Sep 15, 2025
This is 100% true.
Haydn, 🇵🇸
@bilbosfootcomb
Sep 14, 2025
I do think Kirk’s death is hitting a lot of right wingers hard because this is the first time they saw what a death from a gun shot wound looks like irl
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Oct 3, 2025
They cannot WAIT to smoke one of their fellow citizens.
MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸
@MAGACult2
Oct 3, 2025
Why does Ice have snipers at a peaceful protest?
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Oct 12, 2025
Actually this is a video of armed, masked goons assaulting US Citizens for exercising their First Amendment rights. This is, very fucking clearly, fascism in America.
Jonathan Choe
@choeshow
Oct 12, 2025
HAPPENING NOW: Angry White lib goes off on federal officers as far-left activists are being arrested in front of the Portland ICE building.
Katie Daviscourt 📸
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Katie Daviscourt 📸
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Sep 19, 2024
stop voting for SEALs please signed, a SEAL who worked with every one of these fuckwits
Heartland Signal
@HeartlandSignal
Sep 19, 2024
Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) speaks against solar energy because “at night, it just doesn’t work.”
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Aug 7, 2025
So.... I’m a software engineer. I write code all day, and get paid to do it. This (below) is not how “coding errors” work. Like, at all. It’s like saying my car won’t start because it’s out of washer fluid. Gibberish. They are lying to you.
Library of Congress
@librarycongress
Aug 6, 2025
It has been brought to our attention that some sections of Article 1 are missing from the Constitution Annotated (constitution.congress.gov) website. We’ve learned that this is due to a coding error. We have been working to correct this and expect it to be resolved soon.
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Jul 18, 2025
He came back last week but you guys called ICE on him already, sorry.
Adam | Faithful Messenger
@Adam_FaithfulM
Jul 16, 2025
Jesus Christ is coming back.
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Aug 27, 2024
Counterpoint: my rural neighbors spray down the creek with poison every year.
Alex Miller
@alexlmiller
Aug 27, 2024
Spend any time in a rural area and you will find they care far more (and more genuinely) about most environmental issues than folks in cities.
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Jul 13, 2025
Bitch, fucking HERODOTUS mentions Palestine.
Luai Ahmed
@JustLuai
Jul 12, 2025
"Palestine" never existed.
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Mar 22, 2024
We took the battery out of my 96yo grandmother's car. We keep telling her we're having someone to come fix it, but we are not. There is a note under the hood just in case she somehow manages to get a mechanic out there. Including a venmo so we can pay him to walk away.
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Aug 4, 2025
Just so we're clear: When I was a SEAL deployed to Afghanistan, we did not treat suspected IED manufacturers this poorly. This is fascism. In America. Never normalize this. Never.
LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻
@LongTimeHistory
Aug 3, 2025
ICE points gun at U.S. citizen —for coming outside to ask why on her property. Agent pulls his gun, shoves her down multiple times, pushes her back into house & slams the door. All because she was asking for proof of a warrant—refused to even give their names & badge numbers.
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Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax
@aspiringpeasant
Jan 9, 2025
Not gonna lie - the oligarchy going after individual Wikipedia editors has me really shook up. They have no intention of allowing anyone to be educated. They will literally do anything to pollute the information environment into meaningless noise amd will come after any signal.
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