dude furries are so smart every time one commissions me and leaves a massive tip I check out their social media pages to see what they do for a living and it's always shit like "top senior NASA engineer, literally invented the concept of the universe"
my bf is playing first final fantasy game and I asked him which one and he said "idk it's the one with the main character". This narrows nothing down so I asked him who and he just replied "he has stupid hair and a big sword"