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ash ⚔︎
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ash ⚔︎
@ashl3af
26 ⋆ east coaster out west ⋆ j ᥫ᭡
go birds, fuck ice, free 🇵🇸
Born March 9
Joined January 2015
- my bf outperforms any reply guy i’ve had. i could tell him i stepped in a puddle and he’d say “i wish i were the water in your shoe.” like no, it’s okay. you don’t have to be that.
- imagine pulling up to battle and you’re the only one in a kettle hat. i’d fucking kill myselfScrew your sign, which medieval helmet would fit you the most?
- i have to open every chest in every video game due to my whimsical and curious nature
- [touching his headset dent] please stop… for me……
- baby stop eating rangoons with buffoons and come eat rockfish with a top bitch
- my dad sent me this text 7 years ago and i still think about it at least once per month
- bouncing on it in a way that’s OSHA-compliant
- boyfriend just handed me a lighter and told me he’s too handsome to be lighting his own cigarette
- the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart
