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Danielle
@as_per_danielle
chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. @burnout_candles. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. US politics. opinions my own.
Vancouver, BC
Joined September 2009
- 9 and 13? Girls that age are already having to figure out how to swim and do sleepovers and clean up sheets and attend school with cramps so bad they’re passing out.
- It’s funny that all of a sudden twitter is mad at Wayne Gretzky as if he wasn’t openly a Trumper for years. Didn’t his daughter get married at Mar a Lago? Just because someone plays a sport well has never made them a good person.
- I’m so old I remember when Panago was panagopoulos
- Replying to @mummabryanThat kid is dying of polio at 23 anyway bc the mom prefers essential oils
- How come everyone with a fuck trudeau sticker has a $70,000 truck
- This is the best dating advice I can give: Never, NEVER date a guy when he’s in his Earl’s phase
- Replying to @ewall1498 and @rishipuffShe’s not buying disposable shit from Amazon dummy
- Replying to @barmijo @Gent_Sausage and @yunatalksYeah in a meeting of all men, in that situation, none of them would be the “pussy” that went to HR either. Genius.
- Replying to @as_per_danielleHe posted something REALLY bad later in the thread and X actually did something!
