gf just mumbled “are you pregnant?” at me in her sleep and when I went “??? no I don’t think so” she paused and went “am I pregnant???” and my blood pressure has never risen so high girl what does that MEAN⁉️
having a femme girlfriend is not for the weak bc i’ve been asked “when are you getting me pregnant?” “would you brush my eyelashes for me?” “do you love me?” “why aren’t you getting me pregnant rn???” in the same 4 second span
thinking about that girl who was in line at the boba shop today with a ganyu keychain on her bag so we struck up a convo and talked abt our fav ships and she recced me my own fic while I had to sit there nodding like this
phone started ringing while I was half asleep so I answered with a snarky “what do you want?” thinking it was my brother and I heard the most SCANDALIZED gasp from my gf and I just spent the last hour literally begging for sm forgiveness that my voice is raw. anyway zoemira
unblocked my ex from high school to ask her what stelle's haircut is called because she's a hairstylist now and then I thanked her and blocked her again. no one does it like me