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april (ominously)
@apriloranges
part-time DJ, full time story poster on IG
@aprilarson on IG
Joined January 2019
- if i had a dick i would definitely have tried to see how many donuts i can stack on that bad boy by now
- finally a use for all my discharge
00:00 - when i was 19 i recommended the glossier lip balm to the lady at the bank and she made my bank account a college one again so i didn't have to pay monthly or over draft fees and it's never gone back. i turn 27 this year.
- me when i get home from being too high and a little off putting at the functionstupid stupid Stupid
- ok ur dick is big but will u kiss my forehead yes or no
- this is the male equivalent to having a tapestry in your room
- Replying to @aprilorangesthe planet is dying it's reduce REUSE recycle assholes
- Replying to @pissboymcgeewonderful gallery wall opportunity
- Replying to @aprilorangescan not believe i'm the donut dick girl now.
- i can never be out of pocket because i am woman and my pants don't even have pockets
- i had a friend that was color blind so he couldn’t see green but he could see green if it was plants bc chlorophyll and science and shit so basically he had the really pointless superpower of immediately knowing if a christmas tree was real or fake
