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Dr Marxism, PhD
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Dr Marxism, PhD
@apostrophebeats
🏳️‍🌈Ⓥ🏳️‍⚧️☭🇵🇸♓ (they/them) • Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, principally Maoism • tape head @BeeSideTapes • Don’t care, didn’t happen, and we’ll do it again.
Albany, NY
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Jun 27
    thanks for 2.7 followers here I am to make fun of when you're angry
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Jul 20, 2016
    I'm sorry I just can't get over this
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Jun 5, 2021
    Replying to @imbobswaget
    Tracy: My genius will not be denied. I'm like Mozart, and you're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart. Frank: Salieri? Tracy: No, thank you. I already ate.
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Mar 26, 2025
    Replying to @lorimarie1124 and @GarbageHuman24
    Not looking up uncited statistics betrays you as someone who has a skull cavity full of dogshit where a brain should be
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Mar 16, 2020
    hey @spotify increase your payout to artists to 10¢ per stream for the next 3 months
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Mar 16, 2019
    I’m against socialized medicine only because I firmly believe that capitalism will eventually create a Margaritaville branded hospital.
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    May 24, 2013
    a polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says "yo chill!" but he can't chill. his environment is deteriorating. his people are dying
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Jul 29, 2013
    Doncha wish ur girlfriend* was** hot*** like**** me*****? *dog **could ***talk ****about *****sports
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Jun 7, 2020
    Replying to @kaludiasays
    but Harry Potter taught children how to feel bad about racism but not do anything about it
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    May 24, 2013
    my dad used to have this thing he called the "cry swatter" which was a fly swatter but for me, when i was crying. anyway here's your menus
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Apr 2, 2020
    Replying to @AOC
    she said
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Jul 10, 2021
    Replying to @ConcaveOnion
    had to
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Jul 29, 2013
    Please select your Weird Twitter™ account type: •Puns •Memes •"Urban" •"darn" & "heck" •Dark •ALL CAPS •always complaining (most followers)
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    Dr Marxism, PhD
    @apostrophebeats
    Dec 6, 2021
    Sanofi owns a viable herpes vaccine but won’t release it because pharma makes more money from treatment than from cures. I know this because my dad made it.
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