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ANNE LAMOTT
@ANNELAMOTT
Author of Somehow, Almost Everything, Help Thanks Wow, Bird by Bird & Traveling Mercies, as well as seven novels. Mother, grandmother, progressive.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    May 12
    I just have to repost this. It might be my favorite thing ever. I think the little guy in the corner looks like the inside of our souls.
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    May 11
    During what should be a quick nail trim, one groundhog seems to have already accepted its fate... while the other panics with every snip
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Jan 22, 2025
    This was the first public act of the Resistance.
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    MeidasTouch
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    Jan 21, 2025
    Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Jan 7, 2021
    Ossoff won by 36,000, more than .5%, so no recount.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Apr 12, 2019
    I’m getting married tmrw in a redwood grove, at the age of 65, to a tall handsome writer @NealFAllen—good sense of humor, is smarter than I am, can fix anything, and cook. So never ever give up, no matter how things look or how long they take. Don’t quit before the miracle. Deal?
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Jul 13, 2020
    Thank God noted epidemiologist Chuck Woolery has weighed in
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Nov 6, 2024
    I thought tonight would be more fun. I still think we eke this out but god almighty. Who ARE these people?
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Mar 23, 2019
    Here is some free writing advice: Stop Not Writing. You can turn off the tv for one hour. (The breaking news is that no one knows anything yet.) And in that hour, you can get 45 minutes of bad writing done, and this will change your whole day. Just one bad sentence after another.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Nov 20, 2019
    God just stopped by and said no one has to get any writing done today.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Apr 14, 2019
    So I got married yesterday, to a brilliant sweet soulful man named ⁦Neal, aka @NealFAllen⁩. It was perfectly beautiful. Thank you all for your endless love and appreciation. (Signed) Mrs. Anne Lamott
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    May 8, 2024
    See, this is just me but if I had a dead worm in my brain, or I shot puppies in the head, I would keep that to myself.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Sep 20, 2020
    God stopped by before I woke, so They left me a note that Ruth was resting and getting used to her new digs. They said she’s having a strategy brunch early tomorrow with Molly Ivins and Ann Richards, and for us to buckle up and keep the faith. Then she meets w/ her new trainer.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Aug 29, 2024
    We at the Twitter Loser Colony understand that there are much better sites, but we are too old and anxious to move there. Some of us are also perfectly happy at AOL and some of us still use the terms “glove box” and “bathing suits.” We are doing the best we can.
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    ANNE LAMOTT
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    Oct 22, 2025
    Demolishing the East Wing is so painful because it looks like something a foreign invader would do to us.
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