honest to god a one kid just knocked on my door and said “trick or penguin” so I said “penguin” and he showed me a picture of a penguin he drew and idk why anyone is hating on Halloween this is the best
andie
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- me trying to signal to a pedestrian that they can cross the road in front of my car
- id rather see grace tame with a bong than scott morrison with a ukulele literally any day of the week
- just going down to bunnings to quote the 1948 charter of human rights anyone want anything
- my ex-landlord put the rent up $215 more a week after I moved out and it brings me so much joy that it’s been vacant for three months now
- gonna save these experts a lot of time by saying the reason he lost is that he is a massive fucking cunt
- every person working in full PPE outside today in the 38 degree heat at the covid testing clinics deserves a bonus $1000 a day
- you wanna talk about what the nfl did to Kaepernick then you better also be talking about what the afl did to Goodes
- good morning to this sam kerr goal only x.com/OptusSport/sta…
- i’ve once again made the mistake of letting my happiness depend on the outcome of a sporting match
- after making my entire personality the matildas for over the past month
- if you know what happened to Adam Goodes, Héritier Lumumba, Eddie Betts and the Indigenous players at the Adelaide preseason training camp and you are still choosing to defend the people/clubs enacting the racism YOU are part of the problem
- in honor of Nick Kyrgios we will all go to jobs we hate tomorrow
