Nothing illustrates “the mega-rich have no idea how much things actually cost” more than the idea of $1200 covering 4 months of expenses
Anna Drezen
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Anna Drezen
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PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
- Do children actually *like* Mickey Mouse or do they just know that he's powerful
- Four weeks into a job, you’ve seen everybody’s shirts
- All this stuff says "ask your doctor" like I keep a sexy little doctor in a penthouse apartment wrapped in furs waiting for my call
- 17 years ago Lord of the Rings The Return of the King came out in theaters. I went to school dressed as an elf, but my parents wouldn't let me skip Hanukkah to see it so I went to my aunt's house and ate latkes as an elf and was a bitch to everyone
- Do you think in the Middle Ages people were like "Okay does literally everyone have the plague right now? Lol I feel like every person I've ever met has the plague right now"
- I think penguins are spot on. I have no notes for penguins. Flawless. Effortless. Design. Story. Humor. Forward motion. Cohesiveness. A triumph of bird.
- I wrote this for Reductress and spent the next two years receiving emails that were half-death threat-ish and half "is this actually satire pelase tell me i can't stop crying"
- Having a birthday as an adult....... humiliating
- Genuine stupid joy to write this impossibly stupid but with Bowen Yang who is the Celine Dion of comedy. He delivers!!!POV you’re the iceberg that sunk the Titanic
00:00 - Baby Yoda means that Yodas fuck :(
- I love how men can sort of rape and molest and slur their way through Hollywood with their reputation intact but women get bounced for eating bread
- I asked a financial planner if any of her clients who are my age are like maybe I shouldn't save for retirement because society will collapse and this will all burn way before then and she was like "um not really no" and then she just continued the PowerPoint
