Just rawdogged a 10 minute drive:
NO Twitter
NO Netflix
NO drinking
NO antagonizing other drivers
NO cigarettes
NO Wordle
NO autofellacio
- Thinking about when oomf asked me how much I weigh and then sent me a video of her hip thrusting that weight
- Replying to @navarroguardDude just stared at a skateboard slamming right into his face full swing, racist people really are just dumb as bricks
- Notice how one is compact and practical and the other is too large, unwieldy, and uncomfortable to use #iprefersmalldick
- the worst part about nicking a vein is having to clean up all that blood horny as hell
- Replying to @SkinnyTunawhy does everything have to be a category why canโt this just be unlabeled childhood nostalgia






