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I'm sorry I got so upset but you know better than to mention radishes around me.
The B.
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The B.
@anerdonfire2
My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path.
Dante Alighieri, Inferno
- Not now bitch, I'm coloring.
- Don't you fucking worry about how much caffeine I've had.
- Don't you fucking worry about how many Pop Tarts I've eaten.
- The date didn't go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.
- My coping mechanisms may be worse than my actual problems
- I didn't even know my grandma had a gun until I coughed at her house.
- I'd stay up past 9 for you.
- If anyone is looking for the worst in humanity, it's at the grocery store during the holidays.
- Never fuck with someone who gets up early on the weekends when they don't have to, that's a special kind of psychopath.
- When its all falling apart, I'll be the one looting the bookstores.
- Twitter is the one place you can be popular and have no friends all at once
- After I untangle these Christmas lights, I'm going to hang myself with them
- Get in bitch, we're going to the museum.