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Andy Zane
@andyzanexxx
18+ FORMER ADULT Photographer/ Videographer Director | Musician | Trash Generator
California, USA
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Joined July 2017
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Jul 17, 2019
    Okay, I don’t post shit for follows or engagement, I just enjoy making the people who follow me laugh. But when my face is on something that gets stolen and does better on some random’s Twitter than my own...it feels like they stole my joke lol at least people are enjoying it. 🤷‍♂️
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Jun 6, 2019
    Guy spends 15 years making art and music and independent film while also trying to evolve the porn industry and nobody is any the wiser. Then the sound guy takes a video of him eating a donut on a porn set and everyone starts looking. Gotta love the Internet 😂
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Jul 17, 2019
    Fun fact: @themattcastro taught me how to edit and shoot naked people. Also, we used to have a horror web series, now he’s famous for being a hilarious gamer and I’m getting famous for eating donuts on porn sets.
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Jul 17, 2019
    Replying to @I_Exude_Sarcasm
    Damn bruh, can’t even credit me for my vid? That’s harsh lol
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Jul 17, 2019
    Replying to @ItsCheesus
    Damn, hit over a million and no credit for my vid...that’s messed up 😞
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Jul 4, 2019
    People askin me how to date a “Pornstar”...foo, I don’t know. If I knew, you think I would’ve posted about my breakup? 😂 they’re people just like anyone else, they have to like you and have a real interaction with you. You sending them dick pics won’t help I know that much.
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Feb 2, 2023
    Jesus Christ… @TommyPistol it’s going around again
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    Andy Zane
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    May 19, 2019
    Idk how people can be anti-abortion when it’s so easy to look at the state of the world and clearly see how many people should have been abortions.
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Nov 27, 2019
    Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a porn director to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “watching them fuck" helps 👉👌
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Aug 26, 2019
    If you learned how to fuck from watching porn, you’re probably opening up to a camera that’s not there...for no reason. Feel free to scoot in and get closer to your partner and don’t try everything you see on tv or the internet. #porntips
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Sep 16, 2019
    When did porn become all about fucking?! I watch for the storylines and brilliant award winning acting... Sex is gross. #fightme
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Aug 26, 2022
    I loooove this photo! Also, congratulations on 1 million followers! 🖤
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Oct 7, 2019
    Porn fact you didn’t know: the reason why the dicks in porn are all so big is because we farm all male talent next to a nuclear power plant. Most of them get the big dick while the rest...well we won’t talk about the rest but I at least made it behind the camera. #pornfacts
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    Andy Zane
    @andyzanexxx
    Jun 8, 2019
    FAQ #16 Q: Do you ever get a boner while shooting porn? A: I lost my dick in a bet to a four fingered Sleezeball Lion Tamer and his conjoined wives 3 years ago. I tried to get it back but there was a firework accident. It’s a sensitive subject for me and the remaining wife.