Amber Heard seems like the type of girl that would call Johnny Depp after the lawsuit is over and see if he wants to get back together
Andy Milonakis
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Andy Milonakis
@andymilonakis
Guy who doesn't like to be described by the things he sometimes has on his head
- Why the fuck do you care what a little girl looks like, weirdoReplying to @andymilonakis
Readers added contextIt's not Netflix. It's HBO. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_… - Celebrating a man’s death because you didn’t like his views is some real mentally insane shit
- Heartbroken. Still in shock, I've dreaded that this day could possibly come. RIP Byron, I love you
- I'M NOT IN THE SECRET SERVICE, BITCH. I EAT PIZZERIA FLAVORED COMBOS AND RATE ICE CREAM FOR A LIVINGOk guys hear me out… @andymilonakis
- Ariana Grande is like if you found the bitchiest girls in every high school in the world and you morphed them into one person
- Mixer just offered me 20 million to leave twitch, but they said I can’t stream myself feeding vodka to cats so I turned it down
- RIP to my father, George Milonakis. Also, fuck the hospitals in Greece...the cold motherfuckers only care about money. To all the people struggling with loss or sick family members, my thoughts are with you. Life is brutal
- Replying to @elonmuskI trust people on a personal to person level, not by blanket statements about a big group
