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Andy Obuoforibo
@andyRoidO
Head Of Product @54collective_vc. Also Country Lead (🇳🇬). VC. Chief Minapakabo I of Okochiri Kingdom. Geekery. Global Village Chief. 🇳🇬🇺🇸🇺🇬
Lagos, Nigeria
Born September 30
Joined September 2015
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    In my latest article, I say there's a limit to how close to the "Bottom Of The Pyramid" Fintech can get, unless and until it understands all the ways cash becomes the increasingly better product for users at lower income and education levels.
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    PUT THAT SHIT BACK!! THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!
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    That "manage" you managed to put your hand after she told you she is not in the mood is actually called sexual assault.
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    I was watching the Egypt vs Ghana match at a bar. I cheered each time Ghana conceded, while an Arab gentleman cheered each time Ghana scored. At one point he turned to me and yelled in French "I'm from Tunisia, I hate Egypt!" I yelled "Nigeria, I hate Ghana!" We raised glasses 😭
    Since AFCON started, I haven't seen a single tweet about teams finding success, just the failure of the opps. The Hater's Cup.
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    Can you sponsor the UEFA Champions League?
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    My wife kept her surname o.
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    1992. 2022. Different women, same goosebumps. 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🔥🔥🔥🔥
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    My wife is one of the most serious people I know. She’s also the only person I know who will come out of the bathroom and dive on top of a sleeping me at 3am, while yelling “Brother Bernard!”. Just because. My fav loon😅.
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    Jaja Of Opobo, mark your man!
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    This is typically Nigerian. People are making legitimately complaining about bad behaviour (late appearance, unsafe show), and you show them that you made money or you're rich. Because money trumps decency.
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    Please, @layiwasabi, doesn't "The Law" have Chambers? Why is he always meeting clients under trees and the like? 🤣🤣
    pov: copyright infringement
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    I am grateful for Peter Obi's candidacy, regardless of the outcome, because it may be giving Coconut Head/Soro Soke Generation the practical political apprenticeship they need to overthrow Establishment parties.
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    Replying to @Nike and @serenawilliams
    Awesome @Nike. You need to launch a line of supportwear for active new moms. And #nikesupportsmoms should be a thing. Thank/pay/employ me later.