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Andrew Hunter Murray
@andrewhunterm
A Beginner’s Guide To Breaking And Entering OUT NOW - also @privateeyenews writer, @NoSuchThing -er, lush. Agents: RCW (lit) and The Agency (showbizz).
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Jan 15, 2024
    Small but exciting announcement
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    Waterstones
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    Jan 15, 2024
    Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder... Coming soon from @andrewhunterm, a pulsating and grippingly original thriller about bent cops, mysterious houses and a group of young squatters facing deadly consequences. Signed Edition: bit.ly/3tKbAaB
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Jul 12, 2018
    Dear America. We have your president. If you do not send us $30,000,000, in unmarked bills, by 2000 hours BST on Friday, we will let him return to you.
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Mar 10, 2023
    If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Feb 25, 2023
    “What’s the photo for again?” “Just a freelance piece I’m writing” “Ok great”
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Nov 23, 2022
    I have just completed a minor household task which I have been putting off for 18 months. It took me 15 minutes. Will I learn from this? I will not.
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Jan 31, 2024
    Very rare to see the full version of this Mussolini quote
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Apr 29, 2024
    Saw this and thought it was that billionaire who's trying to live to 200
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Dec 15, 2023
    If the BBC don't count down on New Year's Eve using this video then what is the point of anything
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    Jamie Bartlett 🇬🇧
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    Dec 15, 2023
    Why context matters
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Oct 13, 2018
    Oh my god. I’ve just realised the Williams sisters are literally Tennis-y Williams
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Jan 6, 2021
    He should be tried, imprisoned, and digitally removed from Home Alone 2.
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Nov 18, 2022
    Elon Musk is the Liz Truss of the internet
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    May 23, 2022
    'How drunk were you last night?' 'Mate, I got absolutely pixelated'
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    Oct 23, 2022
    Find someone who looks at you the way Nadhim Zahawi looks at whoever is most likely to be in charge of the Conservative Party next
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    Andrew Hunter Murray
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    May 6, 2023
    I’m at Oliver Cromwell’s house this afternoon, and I’m not sure he would have been *totally* on board with the decor??
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