my gf send me flowers and my roomate said “what’s the occasion” let’s have a moment of silence for straight girls
andrea ♏︎
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andrea ♏︎
@andreafaery
- self care is officially over ladies, we doing drugs again
- girls on onlyfans are profiting off of horny men without leaving their room.. if u got anything bad to say about these women clearly you are jealous
- just checked my horoscope and it says i need some head
- Imagine clubbing in the early 2000s no phones just vibes and good ecstasy
- Tomorrow is Friday the 13th and a full moon so if you see me in the woods sacrificing someone mind ur own business
- it’s bi awareness month so bisexuals just know you are valid and don’t have to prove your sexuality to anyone :*
- single me is a fucking whore but relationship me is a committed hoe. im either a whore or ur whore
- suck my titties under the mistletoe
- Pretty privilege is a real thing. And I’m going to milk tf out of it. Y’all be safe
