Dear God, some of us have only you, please don’t let us down 🥺
Andy
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- Husband closes work 4pm, wife closes 7pm, who should prepare dinner? 🤔
- Your first carryover course(s) was? 🤣🤣🌚
- If you’re fortunate to find a Nigerian girl that can hold conversations ? Pls hold her tight!!!!!! Na “ and you , and you “ full market now 😂
- Can you accept a job that will keep you away from your family for 5yrs but pays 2 million monthly ? 🤔
- Her : it’s over ! Him: voice note (0.01) 🎤 Guess what he said?🤣
- Can you have sex on a Sunday morning before going to church? 🤔🤔
- Who mistakenly saw your nakedness, what was their reaction ? 😂 🤔
- Dear married men! Stop discussing your wife’s mistakes with your family! You’ll end up forgiving her but your family won’t! 📌
- What’s the most addictive mobile game you have played?👀 📝🤔
- I have 6 eggs 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 Broke 2 🥚🥚 cooked 2 🥚🥚 ate 2 🥚🥚 How many eggs do I have left ? 🤔
- There’s this girl I don’t want to date, neither do I want anyone to date her. Just need her to be single for my happiness 😃😃 🚶🏾♂️
- All I remember in maths class is “Are we together” 🤣🤣🤣
- You visit your girlfriend unannounced, on opening her door, you see her getting f*cked by another man. What will you do? 🤔