This is very hot because that means heβs not only jacked, but wonβt look at me sideways when I suggest we eat takeout and not carefully weighed out ground beef and wilted veggies
Women w big natural tiddies be like you literally donβt want these huge volumptious tiddles. My back hurts from carrying around my fucking juicy bouncing bosoms all day. It sucks that I have big hot sex cleavage in every shirt. I wish I looked like a little ugly boy like u:(
To the red haired chipotle worker at the chipotle in [redacted] Pennsylvania, Iβve never felt like anyone has understood me as much as you. My cheese queenβ¦ Allah will bless you
I got chipotle and i told the girl making my bowl I wanted extra cheese and she literally piled it on to the point the lid barely fit from the sheer volume of cheese, so i said βi think im in love with you, would you like to hold my handβ and she gave me my entire meal for free
Gillian Anderson has always been that bitch but I think sheβs a prime example of why women should stop listening to people telling us to fear aging and how weβre basically old and gross after our 30βs, because Gillian Anderson NOW is literally just as hot
So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 6 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get baby cows, grow our own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?
If my mans chooses to βcelebrateβ us getting married by paying for other naked women to dance on him I can promise you I simply β¨will not marry himβ¨π§πΌββοΈπ
Wait until you discover that people who donβt WFH also donβt work every moment of their 9-5 in the office. Theyβre just forced to fuck around in their spinny chair rather than do useful things around their home but somehow people think itβs different
Iβve yet to meet one person who works from home that actually works from 9am to 5pm with a 30 minute lunch in-between with the occasional bathroom break.
Doctors at UPMC Pittsburgh have released today they found a COVID cure and are submitting it for FDA approval and safety testing so how much do we wanna bet one or more will mysteriously die
The fact that every one of us who has publicly supported Luigi is now on a watchlist is hilarious. When millions of people are on your watchlist what kind of a watchlist is it really then? Itβs just an everyone list. And then you start thinking about the patriot act. And thenβ¦
My most controversial take is that unless you eat nothing but ground beef rice & veggies for every meal, cooking at home as one person who desires variety is truly not that much cheaper than buying out for every meal. Iβve attempted to do both and I noticed minimal difference in
Kaylee you rat fuck bitch I am so sick of people like you moving the goal post whenever youβre presented with legitimate statistics that go against your bubble reality where you equate abortion to a video of a 9 month gestation cesarian because it provides a shock factor for your
This is one of the most impoRTANT THINGS IVE EVER SEEN. You canβt βget ridβ of hip dips. Your. Body. Is. Normal. Peoples best angles/editing on Instagram isnβt reality!!!!!
I got chipotle and i told the girl making my bowl I wanted extra cheese and she literally piled it on to the point the lid barely fit from the sheer volume of cheese, so i said βi think im in love with you, would you like to hold my handβ and she gave me my entire meal for free