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My dog hates fireworks (he served in Iraq)
Andrea More
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Andrea More
@amore_orless
I ask the questions around here?
- 94% of US public school teachers regularly spend their own money on school supplies. when was the last time you heard about a police officer having to buy their own bullets?
- Not how you use a semicolonYou guys self diagnose yourselves with everything except what you really are; stupid.
- a father on my flight wouldn’t let me switch seats with him so I could sit next to his wife and baby
- My dog making me spend four thousand dollarsJust had 12 deliciously plump grapes
- guys with big dicks are bad at sex because they don’t think they have to try, guys with small dicks are bad at sex because you can’t feel anything, and guys with medium dicks are bad at sex because guys are bad at sex
- Before you ask why RBG didn’t step down when she was 80 and Obama could’ve appointed her replacement or why a democratically controlled congress didn't codify abortion rights it’s cause they didn’t feel like it
- don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for george bush tonight
- when i was a child i didn't drink coffee and i was never tired. now i'm an adult who drinks coffee constantly and am always tired. the culprit for my fatigue is obvious: the iraq war
- NIMBYs spent $3500 on ugly boulders to prevent unhoused people from existing in their neighborhood... 😤 ...so we moved them 🥰
- Ok np thanks for letting me know I will drive drunk and high insteadWe will be stepping up enforcement of our zero-tolerance policy against drugs and alcohol on our system.
- Adidas’s founders were nazis which is why I wear Nike. No nazi ties and they also provide children with jobs
- bernie is yelling about things i, a wealthy white woman, already have! like health care and free college (yawn). therefore i will focus on how that yelling hurts my ears instead of all the people less fortunate than me who would benefit from his policies! yas? yas!
