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Aleyda
@alytmz
Chicago, IL
Born November 25
Joined January 2019
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    You said I was I said you different something else
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    They always come back szn
    3 years ago Tyga said this. 💀
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    When I drive my car and it uses my gas
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    He blocked me 10 days before my flight. I’m about to go so fucking hard. Don’t be surprised if I become Mexico’s First Lady
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    $50 to anyone who hasn't tried the chicken sandwich from Popeye's
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    T-Mobile down... and it reminded me of all the times I let you down... You don’t have to reply. Tell your mom I miss her.
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    I haven't had sex since the last time I had sex
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    My next relationship gotta be as strong as this door
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    Alfredo Perdiguero M. 🇪🇸
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    Me, thinking about my next paycheck
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    Him: They’re just tweets, right? My lying ass:
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    Big G.O.V.E.A.🦅
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    Too many days without sex
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    Dating my ex was the most ghetto shit I’ve ever done.
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    When my boo asks if I want to join him while he runs errands x.com/stephxniegarci…
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    Whoever wants to pick out my next nail color has to pay for it