Homeboy smart af proposing during the maternity shoot. Two birds one photographer’s fee. We love a financially responsible king 😍😍😍
Alyssa Targaryen
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Alyssa Targaryen
@alysSAWRAH
Lost princess of Wakanda. I graduated from Wisconsin and I am cool. I love my ΔΣΘ. IG: alyssawrah
Germany
Born December 13
Joined June 2010
- My high school basketball coach told us he once had a student named Marijuana Pepsi Jackson who became super successful & I thought he might be lying, then like 10yrs later a coworker told the same story. Homegirl been an urban legend in my life for like 15 years 😂😂A woman named Marijuana Pepsi, who refused to change her name, earned her Ph.D after completing a dissertation on Black names bit.ly/2ZAMvtY
- Idk why Mexicans think Spanish some super secret language no one else speaks 😭😭😭A Family Dollar employee in Houston was using some offensive language, unaware that a customer understood Spanish
00:00 - The Onion really doesn't know what to do with itself now that the entire world is just a big parody of itselfCop Confident He’ll Be Exonerated By Clear Video Evidence Of Him Shooting Defenseless Black Man trib.al/F8xaB06
- I honestly thought this was Trump at first. Not even being funny.A sad eye takes a last look at the world before he is herded off the truck and into a gas chamber 27.07.17 💔🐖 #vegan @TorontoPigSave
- What does this mean?
- Replying to @ilovebadbrownLike speak Mandarin or Hmong or something, we all know wtf “negro” means 😂😂😂
- Erykah Badu is proof that if u dress artsy & talk about “vibrations” people will think you’re deep, no matter what stupid crap comes out your mouth lol
- Replying to @alysSAWRAH“YoUrE jUsT aS BAD aSSuminG shEs MexICaN” Yall swear we so dumb man 😭 prove she’s Honduran or something & I’ll delete, but my cousins are MEXICAN, I speak SPANISH, they in HOUSTON. I knew wtf accent that was when I made the tweet, pls take ur L & go 😂
- Nicki: I WRITE MY OWN RAPS Us: WE CAN TELL
- Replying to @temperfo and @JenniferRoseNYCNow they LOOVE the police 🙄🙄🙄
- Replying to @b2bvicAnd Tainos walked around with flowers in their noses. And Jewish Europeans were constantly being accused of witchcraft bc whenever plagues came around they died in much lower numbers bc they clean their food & bodies. It was bad, man.
- Killmonger was introduced to a rare plant with supernatural healing abilities, and immediately decided to make it extinct so no one but him could ever benefit, and y’all said “oh he’s just an antihero” 😂😂😂
- Replying to @M16BetoI been to DR, that ain’t no Dominican accent lmaoReplying to @alysSAWRAH“YoUrE jUsT aS BAD aSSuminG shEs MexICaN” Yall swear we so dumb man 😭 prove she’s Honduran or something & I’ll delete, but my cousins are MEXICAN, I speak SPANISH, they in HOUSTON. I knew wtf accent that was when I made the tweet, pls take ur L & go 😂
