the first time i watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years ole. I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. but Eventually, the panic began to set in. I Did not know how to delete my search history. so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens
mr.boy
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- I fell in love with a girl at 15 and lost my virginity to her in the boiler room of my parent’s basement. now she gay and I gay. We dated for years and i truly feel neither of us were faking it. I think we really saw each other. she’s my best friend. everything is malleable. poop
- legit traumatized myself last weekend when i told a really pretty girl she looked like “a young lena dunham” and she stared at me like I had taken a hatchet and chopped off her ankle. Then i sort of stuttered and said “but like thinner” which idk just made everything worse
- life is really interesting rn because im baseline grateful to be alive but theres a few challenging situations going on
- Replying to @blizzy_mcguiremight be similar, might be different. not sure
- I’m 150 lbs. I work on Saturday Night Live as a Production Assistant. I have a birthmark on my right collar-bone. I found out I was gay when I was eight. I was with my family in the back of a taxi in Spain and I kept imagining two naked men wrestling, i felt great shame
- i was happy a few days ago and now i am melancholic… in a few days, i will be happy again… no need to pull out your swords, my lovelies… baby will breathe again…
- sometimes when someone finds me TOO funny im like aghhh youre stressing me out… like when you fucking exhale out of your nose and your coworker is like dry heaving and vomiting like “bitchh i cant with you😂😂” idk man im just here
- the most wonderful Rich Woman just walked up to me at equinox… she smelled like warm snow and was veeeery enthusiastic about needing help finding Blue Bottle Coffee. CALM DOWN MY BEAUTIFUL!! WE WILL FIND IT TOGETHER!!
- the boy that made me realize I was gay was 2 years younger than me and went viral on Vine for cracking an egg open with his mouth... my senior year I took him out to burritos and asked him if he thought I was hot... He said no because i had big stomach and fungal acne.. honesty
- I tend to look like a lesbian woman— and thats okay!. I understand that being a kind, small-boned man comes with androgyny. plus some of my biggest ally are lesbian



