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i praydalor my sodakeep
@almondtiddies
Maybe I was just a pervert الله أعلم
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Joined April 2019
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    morning affirmations ✨ my eyebrows are not uneven i’m a good person most of the time all my opps will kill themselves
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    without yahoo answers how else will i know am i pregant? am i pragnent? am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? am i pregegnant or am i okay? could i be preg
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    when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me
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    me at the thrift store trying on someone’s dead relative’s jacket
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    i’ve always hated the idea of a “man cave” because what the fuck do men need a break from
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    billionaires: if you make me pay taxes i’ll only have a few billion dollars left :/ bernie:
    00:00
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    therapists: have a good day! ily text me psychiatrists:
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    paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around
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    “can you explain this gap in your resume” can you explain this
    cartoon frog punching you at full speed
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    really grinds my gears when babies have that lil soft spot .. you were in there for 9 months and couldn’t finish making your head ?
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    Being an adult means having a favorite burner on your stove.
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    i know HR hated to see them coming
    they match each other’s freak in a way that is uncomfortable for the other characters to watch