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morning affirmations ✨
my eyebrows are not uneven
i’m a good person most of the time
all my opps will kill themselves
i praydalor my sodakeep
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i praydalor my sodakeep
@almondtiddies
Maybe I was just a pervert الله أعلم
- without yahoo answers how else will i know am i pregant? am i pragnent? am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? am i pregegnant or am i okay? could i be preg
- when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me
- me at the thrift store trying on someone’s dead relative’s jacket
- i’ve always hated the idea of a “man cave” because what the fuck do men need a break from
- billionaires: if you make me pay taxes i’ll only have a few billion dollars left :/ bernie:
00:00 - therapists: have a good day! ily text me psychiatrists:
- paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around
- “can you explain this gap in your resume” can you explain this
- really grinds my gears when babies have that lil soft spot .. you were in there for 9 months and couldn’t finish making your head ?
Being an adult means having a favorite burner on your stove.- i know HR hated to see them coming
they match each other’s freak in a way that is uncomfortable for the other characters to watch
