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JOB INTERVIEWER: and what would you say is your weakest trait?
ME: I cringe when the Beatles’ names are listed in any other order than “John, Paul, George, and Ringo”
INTERVIEWER: You said that was your strongest?
ME: it’s both.
Allie Goertz
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Allie Goertz
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Writer, musician, host of Round Springfield. former Editor at MAD Magazine, Here for career opportunities. @alliegoertz everywhere else.
- Is this how idiots acted when seatbelts were invented? They protested over their right to die in a crash? My god. WEAR THE MASK.
- I’ve been wearing the same pants for eight yearsKate Middleton re-wears blue Alexander McQueen coat for fourth time trib.al/imzsA53
- Lucille Bluth is one of the funniest characters of all time. Rest in peace, Jessica Walter.
- The Congressman who tried to insult me by saying he'd never marry me (lol) has been accused of creating a sex game with 'points' for sleeping with staff. Hey @MattGaetz, how many points do you get for fucking yourself?If it’s any comfort...I can promise you’ll never have my last name.
- *accidentally breaks the glass ceiling* Oh my god I’m SO sorry.
- Now promise you’ll never drive your dad’s car drunk again, Matt.If it’s any comfort...I can promise you’ll never have my last name.
- Years of wondering if I’m bi could have been avoided had I not missed school the day we watched this movie.
- Why do so many of my ex-boyfriends look like Angelica's dad from Rugrats?
- I’ll say more later. For now, I’ll just share the types of “funny” DMs Justin Roiland would send me. (Posted and deleted this last night because I was worried about any backlash. But this dude made ME - someone who wrote a Rick & Morty concept album - never watch his show again)
- [2040, a man in his 40's is out with a younger woman.] MAN: Now how does someone YOUR age know Charlie Bit My Finger? WOMAN: I guess I'm just an old soul.
- For anyone who doesn't know, a "Mary Sue" is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. You know, like Super Man, but *bad* because it's a female.
