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Al Jackson
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Al Jackson
@aljackson
DBL Host, Comic, Author, Father
- Thank you for watching. Let’s start having real conversations, it’s our responsibility.this daytime tv show came on and I really did not expect him to SNAP like that... mad props to you bro @aljackson
00:00 - My financial guy didn’t like that my 10 year plan involves 9 years of reckless spending, THEN hitting a half court shot in street clothes during an NBA halftime to get back even.
- Drinking vodka & OJ before breakfast makes it an addiction. Drinking vodka & OJ during breakfast makes it brunch. Life is about timing y’all.
00:00- A 6'11 22 yr old w/freakish genetics wont quit;why should you?Apply that to your life.Don't ask how,we make orange flavored water.~Gatorade
- Can we do a “where are they now?” For the pimp my ride cars? I’m sure it’s uplifting
- A 6'11 22 yr old w/ freakish genetics wont quit; why should you? Apply that to your life. Don't ask how, we make orange flavored water ~Gatorade
- Literally just handed a @Delta agent my airport Popeyes receipt instead of my boarding pass- SORRY BLACK PPL!!!! That's on me
- This is what happened when I found out my tv-sister @toryshulman had never eaten @popeyeschicken 👇🏾❤️
- "I love you" lost its title as most important 3 words to "skip this ad"
- People outside of Trader Joe’s have taught me it is possible to answer the question “do you have one minute for World Peace?” With the answer. “Nah”.
- In 3yrs @KingJames & his son Lil’ Bronny will both be in the NBA at the same time. In 8 years me & my daughter’s student loans will overlap so who’s to say who’s the better parent?
- R Kelly is the first person to lay a beat under his future deposition testimony.
