MUM I MADE IT!!!!
Breakfast is now served until 11am! 🙌
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Alice Cassell
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- If you intentionally don’t wear a face mask to a shop, walk around with it under your nose or hanging off one ear you’re a dick. End of.
00:00- When @ProSyndicate asked me what my New Years resolution was this year. I said it was to see as much of the world as possible and cram as much in as I could. What a joke.
- I’ll forever be proud of you @ProSyndicate ❤️
- Confused why my phone has just created this video entitled ‘portraits of Tom’..... Perhaps it’s its own little way of telling me I have way too many photos of him @ProSyndicate 😂😂😂
00:00 - Just been told by an 18 year old in a club that I’ve got toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe and I look like a MILF. End of story.
- TO THE ABSOLUTE WANKER AT HATTERSLY MCDONALDS THAT HAS JUST GIVEN ME THE WRONG BREAKFAST ORDER. I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS BAD AS MINE YOU USELESS PIECE OF SH*T 🖕🏻
- Sat downstairs with my mum and we hear @karlhandforth shout at the top of his voice on Call of Duty “suck dick bitch”... “sit in prison bitch”. Mum just looks at me and says “it’s a good job you live in a detached house isn’t it” 👀
- You know @Syndicate had a good night when his girlfriend texts you at 1am asking how much he had to drink because he’s “stuck in his shirt” 🤣🤣
- Imagine coming down in the morning to the smell of bacon only to be told - “There you go I made you some jam on toast” as @karlhandforth tucks into his bacon buttie 😑
