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Alex Goldschmidt
@alexandergold
kiki and kai’s gay dad 👨 taylor swift anthropologist 🎵 home cook 👨‍🍳 inquiries: [email protected]
Los Angeles, CA
Born August 11
Joined April 2008
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    Sorry, 2021. It’s 2008 now.
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    You can not like Taylor Swift's music, but discrediting her talents will always make you look dumb.
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    "Wow. This is so unexpected. I'm so unprepared." - Beyoncé, with her speech written on gold paper matching her outfit and award #GRAMMYs
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    Taylor Swift would rather release a new album than let any of our theories be correct.
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    Imagine coming home to find out @Harry_Styles' car broke down outside your house and he's been in your room, feeding your fish and leaving you notes. He is truly the king of kindness. We need more people like this in the world.
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    Harry Styles is so kind that he made sure he was born on February 1 so he could be the light at the end of the tunnel that is January. A truly selfless and thoughtful king.
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    All we need is for Chappell Roan to tweet “Tim IS a Midwest princess” and we win in November.
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    Imagine marrying one of the biggest pop stars in the world who survived a terrorist attack targeting her own concert and thinking you wouldn’t have security everywhere you go.
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    The documentary on the takedown of Ticketmaster by rabid Taylor Swift fans is going to be so good.
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    Fuck Scooter Braun, Scott Borchetta and anyone who supports them.
    Don’t know what else to do
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    Replying to @Damonalbarn and @taylorswift13
    What part of this was reduced to clickbait? You said her songwriting doesn't count as songwriting and then compared her to another female artist with a completely different style. Don't gaslight and throw someone else under the bus because you never thought she'd call you out.
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    Sorry, I’m not free tonight. I have to watch a sports podcast to learn more about Taylor Swift’s new album.