after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!
alexa
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- you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?
- imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab
- every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to
- if you have a pet carrier at the airport it’s my right to peek in like who’s that
- I don’t need ketamine therapy I need a walkable city and 20 hour workweek
- i know we’re a few days in but imagine he kills a different ceo every day until christmas
- google maps will be like want to save 30 seconds by taking a route that causes lasting psychological damage?
- guy at the nike store asked me if any of their “athletes” helped me out today. calm down
- my ex told me one time that i only have guy friends bc they want to fuck me and i honestly think about it all the time when i’m fucking my guy friends
- the thing I can’t get over about love island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night like they’re all just acting like that
- white girls during midterms will be like “i’m bout to say fuck it and become a stripper” as if they have the core strength
- congrats to the guy who found shrimp in his cinnamon toast crunch and will probably never have to work again
- Watched someone vacuum crumbs in a pastry display case with a tiny vacuum and just as I’m thinking “nice” in my head my bf turns to me and says “I bet you loved that shit.” To be seen is to be loved