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Writer-director Alex Bliss @albertblimp stopped by the Criterion office for a trip inside our films closet
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Alex Bliss
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- BeReal isn’t loading but FYI I’m in Mykonos smoking PCP getting head from a NB supermodel
- Right now everyone is thinking the same thing: 1.) What is COVID-19? 2.) Where did it come from? 3.) How do we prevent it from reaching our shores?
- Replying to @albertblimpHunter Biden is here - keeps asking if I want to Eiffel Tower Lindsay Lohan 🙄
- Come say what up - I’m not gonna cum for a while
- Writer-director Alex Bliss @albertblimp stopped by the Criterion office for a trip inside our films closet00:00
- And what, I dare ask, are m’ladies pronouns?
- When someone says “the 17th century” instead of “the 1600s” they’re complicit in a cruel charade by which I am forced to subtract 1 from 17 to figure out when Galileo was alive
- How have you changed now vs pre-pandemic? I’ve changed my entire personality, penis size and face, political party, sex and class status
- Non binary
- As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a bisexual Adult Swim adjacent micro-influencer making < 50K/year with commitment issues and acute social anxiety
