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Alan Johns
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- Today will be my last day riding as a jockey. It’s been a fun journey but I am ready for the next chapter. Thanks to all who have supported me - especially my parents and my wife, Chloe. And to Tim Vaughan, without whom my career would never have even got off the ground. 😄
- Slo-mo of how far outside of the wings Constitution Hill took off at the fourth hurdle. Not sure many others would have got away with this level of exuberance
00:00 - Wow what a day, overwhelmed by messages and support. Can’t quite believe it. Thinking of coming in and out of retirement on a fortnightly basis going forward. Will reply to tomorrow. Cheers
- I’m not a grass sorryReplying to @alanjohnsyHi Alan, we're sorry to hear about that! So that we can ensure this is addressed with the right store, please send us a DM and let us know the exact store that you visited followed by your method of payment.
- Stop and think about this for a minute. More than 100 winners every season for 24 years. TWENTY FOUR YEARS!!! Unbelievable 👏👏👏
- Great day at @FfosLasRC today. I rode two winners so I’m just tweeting this to spread awareness. Still available for every single race at the Cheltenham festivalToo good for them! Haldon Hill loves @FfosLasRC and wins again at the Welsh track for @VictorDartnall and @alan_johns1....
00:00 - Pick a different horse each time and proceed to watch 7 timesHow’ve I only just seen this🤯 The first race at Chepstow yesterday provided some brilliant jumps at the first hurdle🤣
00:00 - Big day for horse racing on Saturday. Yes, Mullins & Skelton battle it out to be champion trainer, but more significantly, I am having my first day on the orange mic for Raceday TV 🙃
- “What do you do for a living?” “I race horses” “Are you any good?” “No, they’re much faster than me!” 🤨
- Busy week for Lola this week what with being born, drinking a shit load of milk and having her first day at the races 🐣🍼🎠
- When you finally get through to the Chinese after getting “User Busy” 29 times in a row.
00:00 - Normally get abuse on Twitter for my rides so going to retweet the shit out of this one. Thanks Dan - my guy 🫶Ride of the season @alan_johns1 on madeira mist, you wont see a better ride than that at cheltenham. Take a bow 👏👏👏 #Cheltenham
