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🦋 | pls only talk to me about Beyoncé, Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, and Billie Eilish. you’ve probably seen my tweets/opinions in news articles lol.
- happy birthday to a baddie, love uCaesar Salad turns 100.
- he has no misses in his entire discography LOL. get on your zoom fr.No shade but How is Bruno Mars still at #1?
- I love when this resurfaces lolol. like yea stand on business behind menot Pauly D breaking the door down so his girlfriend could get her lick back 😭 love to see it 😩👏🏾
00:00 - um? I assumed those commercials used water because they couldn’t show blood but it’s really because no one…thought to test actual blood?
- natives keep telling y’all not to go over there. what’s not clicking?tickets to hawaii in february only $200 👀
- need the setting spray stat
00:00 - you’ll be enjoying church then boom, homophobia. now it’s awkward.
- we need the anti-smoking ads back asap because elementary schoolers smoking like this is crazyMy friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
Readers added contextThe original photo was posted by MostEvilMan. The source of the vapes is not stated. t.co/87odglyb4m - are y’all on the side of TikTok where people are using AI to make SpongeBob characters sing gospel songs? lmao 😭😭
- they moved so fast to ban this but couldn’t codify Roe, can’t overhaul how our taxes are allocated to match the modern needs of citizens, can’t regulate guns…like what can they even do besides insider trading and lie?BREAKING: US Senate has approved bill banning TikTok if owner ByteDance refuses to sell it
- Sam Smith gave us Latch
- somebody book her a massage. it must be hard carrying the task of reviving pop on her back 😭🫶🏽Sabrina Carpenter is releasing a holiday special with Netflix titled ‘A Nonsense Christmas’ on December 6th. It will feature other guests and duets.
- she ate this role up. I was tuned in every time this played on Lifetime‘Enough’ starring Jennifer Lopez was released 21 years ago today.
