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I no longer get up to investigate strange noises. It’s whatever.
Akilah Green
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Akilah Green
@akilahgreen
Writer: Ghosts, Black Monday, A Black Lady Sketch Show, etc. Emmy Loser. Recovering Lawyer. Future TBD.
- Police are now brutalizing everyone just to maintain their ability to brutalize black people.
- Defund the police. Fund public schools.
- People love to talk about how liberal California is, but outside of LA and The Bay Area, California is basically Texas.
- Unpopular Opinion: I'm anti-Twitter edit button. I don't want to like/RT anything you guys can change later. Also, learning how to go on living even though I tweeted a typo has taught me how to be strong & brave. It has truly given me a testimony about what it means to overcome.
- SURELY I've accepted all possible cookies by now.
- The older you get, the less people you let know when you're in town.
- "It was a really bad day for him" is astonishing.
- I remember reading somewhere that Angela Bassett said, on her cheat day, she likes to treat herself to rich foods like "cottage cheese" and "avocado," and I knew then that it was gonna have to be plastic surgery and lipo for me. Kudos to this Queen.Happy 65th Birthday to the legendary Angela Bassett.
- This reminds me of those high schools where as soon as the valedictorian is POC or woman, they break with tradition and decide to have co-valedictorians for the first time in the school’s history. Please don’t do this.After watching the women's NCAA basketball championship from the stands, Jill Biden says she wants Caitlin Clark and Iowa to join victorious LSU at the White House. apnews.com/article/iowa-l…
- You ever watch a rich person's expression change when you ask a question that's too poor?
- It Happened To Me: I DM'd a friend and asked why I haven't seen her online in a while and then I realized it's because I muted her.
- I've recently learned that I'm not responsible enough to raise a cast iron skillet.
- Just finished watching a movie, and I shall now begin my post-movie watching tradition of Googling who everyone in the cast is married to.
