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Joseph Mahler 💯

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Joseph Mahler 💯

@ajmahler

If I told you, you’d probably think I made it up. 💯 | 1000 Club

Go to Gym!

Joined October 2008

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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Feb 27
Hey, good to meet you! Now that I’m over 8,000 followers, feel the need to explain why I’m extreme in the gym. Had a TBI at 12 that caused me to have migraines when exposed to 60hz fluorescent lighting. Undiagnosed until 2011, I spent my life trying to live a normal life
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Oct 15, 2022
Replying to @R_Denhollander
40 years of migraines because I wasn’t wearing a helmet when I flew over the handlebars and landed on the back of my head at age 12. I’m a case study at the UofI and after some deep research, finally cured. Wear a helmet.
Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Nov 30, 2024
Replying to @RealEmirHan
It’s one of the only scenes in Reeve’s entire career where he is completely out shadowed. Absolute acting mastery.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Oct 16, 2022
Replying to @ajmahler and @R_Denhollander
2 yrs ago a close friend and business partner had a low blood pressure event while riding his bike on the rare occasion he skipped a helmet. The hematoma nearly killed him. He lost a year of his life to recovery, but he made it thanks to loved ones and best docs. Wear a helmet.
Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Jan 26, 2025
Go to the gym.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Dec 1, 2024
Replying to @TheCinesthetic
The barking dog is key to building the tension. Superb. Sublime.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Aug 21, 2025
Replying to @DaleStarkA10
The ones who have their phones on speaker everywhere they go.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Jan 21, 2025
Gotta love a good pump when your shirt sleeves hitch up on their own.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Feb 8, 2025
My barber is cheap, easy to get an appointment, and decent.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Nov 1, 2025
Replying to @oec2025 and @akafaceUS
He needed to wait 1yr. It’s green, not dried.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Sep 6, 2024
Replying to @ShawnRyan762 and @Delta
If you wore a helmet, wouldn’t that make you a @delta operator?
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Jun 3, 2025
8 egg omelette became a 7 egg omelette on the pan flip. Miss having a dog around to clean that up for me. Roxy the kitty has. No interest. Eat protein. Go to Gym
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Mar 17, 2025
Did you go to the gym or do some kind of cardio today?!? My triceps are disappointed in you if haven’t yet…there’s still time.
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Joseph Mahler 💯
@ajmahler
Jun 4, 2025
Guess what I’m thinking. Bet you can’t.
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