PinnedAidennn!🔗@aidennslMay 17The people who say money can’t buy happiness already have it. When you don’t have money, happiness isn’t even close… so yeah, it can.111144520520
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslAug 16, 2021Bro code 555: if a bro dies while lifting weights, add a couple plates before calling for help.1131131.1K1.1K3.6K3.6K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslNov 10, 2021You know a person in a movie is important when they step out of a car and you see their shoe first.91918228223K3K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslAug 18, 2021A smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.76765515512.3K2.3K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslOct 18, 2021The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from an enemy60607017012K2K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslNov 22, 2021Someone has your dream job and hates going to work every day.63635275271.8K1.8K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslApr 30, 2023You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.47477137131.8K1.8K126K126K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslNov 9, 2021If marijuana's music genre is reggae, alcohol's music genre is what?1941942942941.3K1.3K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslOct 27, 2021Thanks to Bluetooth headphones, you won't realize your phone was stolen until the thief is already 40 feet away.46463413411.3K1.3K
Aidennn!🔗@aidennslDec 21, 2021Spider-man is strangely popular considering how many people hate spiders58582882881K1K
