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Schadenfreudelish
@aggierican
Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco per Jill Biden. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Joined August 2014
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    My favorite thing on Twitter today.
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    Taking a break from the hot political takes (mine included) to post this chicken coop made from two old satellite dishes and an old trampoline base. NGL, I need this in my life.
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    Replying to @Schneider_CM
    I'm old enough to remember when archaeology was the study of ancient cultures, not the study of how to impose our beliefs on their remains.
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    A story in three tweets. And.....scene.
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    He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
    Ben Carson's never going near my brain.
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    In honor of #Deadspin's final throes, I present to you the OG, Senator Ted Cruz, in a story in four parts.