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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
Boots, 'with the fur'
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Boots, 'with the fur'
@afraidofwasps
Six feet tall, two feet have
Joined January 2012
- Well son, I guess it's time to tell you the truth. When you were a baby, you were huge. And hundreds of thousands of people on the internet wanted to skin you alive
- This hits extra hard if you were in a haunted house 1 year ago
- this came up on my tl and i started playing it and my gf said "what are you watching" and I physically couldn't say it. I could not make myself utter the words "Baby gronk in a car shit talking the Rizzler" I had to deflectRIZZLER YOU ARE TO SCARED OF ME TO RESPOND
00:00 - You only live once - you should try to spend as much time on the computer as possible. After you die, you won't have access to it any more
- (getting off of work) Fuckkkk dude do i have to do this until I die (buying products with income) Yoooooooooo
- Netflix should have a new show that's just a slideshow of different optical illusions that you can put on in the background at parties for introverts to look at
- Please give me the strength to eat four billion cookies tonight ...
- The Riddler: Oohhh, the rat scurries, the bat does swoop, these are little rocks, you put in your soup Batman (immediately): What Is Pepper
- Teacher: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Class "Genius": Ahhh - I can't calculate - Does... Not.. Compute 🥴🤯 Me, the prodigy janitor: (smiling wisely) Yes - and No ,
- "no fog of war" is probably the funniest possible critique you can have about chessAs people are talking about how Elon is a colossal loser about video games, I want to remind you of the time Elon said he didn’t like chess because it was “too simple” for him and didn’t have “a tech tree”
