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What is the meaning of life?
Every living thing, from the simplest single-cell microbe to the most complex organism have these in common: they nourish themselves and replicate.
In human terms, it means to EAT and to FUCK.
Afif
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Afif
@afifster
Abang jual gas. 🇲🇾🇳🇿🇦🇺 لا آلهة
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined July 2009
- Nak virgin sangat kahwin ngan minyak zaitun la woi ada extra virgin lagi
- Why is MyKad for askar called MyTentera not arMyKad
- Durex is RM7.90 for a box of 3Ini mesti walaun.... Status bodoh sokmo, tak bertebing bodoh mereka.
Sebab apa dinasour taknak turun dari kerusi empuk walaupun hauk?? Sebab boleh bawak anak bini holiday..- Stop breathing sis the air u breathe is the same air that goes through a pig's lungs wallahiAsap masakan kedai cina kluar daripada serombong wap minyak Babi klluar Dan pasti hinggap Di baju Kita... Masalahnya sapa approve serombong Tu menhala ke hadapan @DBKL2u jln raja laut
00:00 - To those of you Malaysians buying a diswasher as a kitchen upgrade, please understand they're made for white people food stains like sandwiches and apples and fried frenchs. You'll still have to wash the curry oil manually with the good ol Glo before loading ur plates in
- His face says "how much longer do i have to listen to this because i really don't give a fuck"Nah, ambik kau!
00:00 - No Nooryana, it's a precedent for all future PMs who are corrupt. Also applies to anybody else.
- Replying to @CeddyOrNotNah. Not buying that a single bit. Hard to believe someone would spend 7-year savings on a flight upgrade. She might need to come up with something more believable.
- Sebab kalau tak sambut, macam di dubai, kau pecat.Replying to @IsmailSabri60Tak sangka, ramai yang ada disini menyambut ketibaan saya. Hilang rasa penat selepas perjalanan yang panjang apabila dapat bertemu dengan semua.
- It's called the commonwealth because all the wealth goes to a common place. England.
- That isn't sarcasm. That is a direct call to abolish the useless royalty who exacerbates climate change in Malaysia from their family business, leading to the massive flooding that you are witnessing RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
