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russ, mph
@aesthetics_grad
infectious disease epidemiology and clinical microbiology. Brooklyn-based DJ. semi-professional account (views my own)
just thought my waiter was my date and i got up and hugged him- just invented a person: epilepsy haver who lives in Times Squareis this not a huge public health violation, imagine being epileptic and walking/living here when this happened
- people being like “boiler room used to mean underground” how much of the general population do you think knows that Rebecca Black has been DJing hyperpop warehouse parties in LA for yearsthat’s it boiler rooms are dead
- Replying to @aesthetics_gradthe funniest part of this was that the waiter looked absolutely nothing like my date — he was just gay and cute and my brain was fried from a therapy session 😭 he gave me and my date a round of shots at the end and yes i tipped him well :)
- things stop being funny once they hit chicago
- Replying to @ca1piranhaweird bc he was actually really sweet and we both acknowledged a mutual attraction and got a good laugh out of it!
- Replying to @aesthetics_gradcoming from John Summit too oh this is rich
- Replying to @doubtpointv2this + expansion of psychiatric medication as the solution to problems that are inherently public/social.
- top oomf DMd me and that’s so funny 😂 I need to post the grindr screenshots. RuPaul’s drag race is a great show. lesbian rooftop party this weekend anyone? anyway, entering my trade era
- Replying to @aesthetics_gradhit tweet for defending Rebecca Black from John Summit and co. was not on my 2024 predictions
