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- There’s a girl behind that door scared as fuck.
- This would be the greatest day of my life
- Boys will literally use real money to play a fictional game of basketball for fictional points and fictional rewards but look at me like I’m crazy when I use my free time to look into astrology. “Astrology is fake” so is your career on 2K but here we are. At least mine free
- Lmfaoooo this dude with a girlfriend slid in my dms, I sent it to her and this is their responses 😂 he's presssseeeed
- Okay so I just read “Before you rush in and save people, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma” and honestly that’s something I’m going to implement into my life.
- Boys please learn how to take selfies so I stop embarrassing myself when I show my friends your pictures. Now I gotta explain that you’re cuter in person and these bitches looking at me like I got a crush on a toad.
- Always remember: Pee after sex Greet people in your emails Wipe front to back Sneeze into your elbow Antibiotics stop birth control from working Don’t wash your face in the shower Brush your tongue Flavored condoms are not for vaginal intercourse Don’t microwave styrofoam
- A while back my friend told me she sat next this man on a flight and while engaging in small talk she found out he was very wealthy. When she asked him why he wasn’t in 1st class he said “we’re all going the same place why spend more” and I thought that advice was cool 🤷🏾♀️
- My mom was at a shoe store and the lady was being rude to her. My mom was like “I’ll knock all these motherfucking shoes off this rack” and the lady was like “what are you teaching your daugher?” And my mom said “I’m teaching her how to cuss a bitch out”What’s y’all funniest Mama story ?
- FYI this is what outrage promotion/marketing looks like. No real conversation was happening around her hair, or her vogue editorial in general. News outlets will tell you there is one in an effort to create buzz because they know politics is “in” 👀Kendall Jenner accused of cultural appropriation after wearing afro in Vogue magazine clevver.com/kendall-jenner…
- I was having a brain aneurysm in the emergency room and told the doctor It felt like hot lava was pouring out of my brain and he gave me a aspirin and some anti-nausea medicine. The ‘hot lava’ I was feeling was blood spilling onto my brain. I then had an avoidable seizure.
- Please blow this the absolute fuck up. Brain bleeds are no fucking joke and they’re the most intense pain someone may ever feel!! Literally!! This is not fucking okay do you know how much he’s fucking HURTING??!!! BruhFolsom Middle School student suffered a brain bleed after his mom says he was bullied & shoved into a metal pole on a field trip. NAACP wants DOJ to investigate as hate crime. School district launches outside investigation, admits it didn't ask enough questions first time around
- Him: “I’m in yo city” Me: “have fun!”
