Austin
14.1K posts
Austin
@adoptedhighway
terrified of escaped zoo animals
ny hstle/cali vibe/iowa hairct
Joined June 2013
- chess is all luck, no strategy. it all depends on what pieces you get
- pleading insanity to get out of a $14.00 parking ticket
- what a relief, looks like my social security number is safe and sound!
- ✋ freeze citizen i am the defender of this walgreensIt's amazing that people just stand around and do nothing !! 🤷♂️
- sexual education in the united states is so bad. i can’t believe we were never taught how to tuck somebody in so they’re snug as a bug in a rug
- making a version of wordle where you only get one guess. it's for people who are a little more serious about word games
- you should set hundreds of random unrealistic goals every day and you should be very hard on yourself when you don’t accomplish them
