I don’t know who needs to hear this but GUYS, if a girl touches you in any nonstandard way (headpat, comparing hand sizes, leaning against you)
SHE IS INTO YOU*
*some exceptions apply. your case is probably not one of them
if you’re young the “don’t die” that matters is tail risk accidents, not aging.
having a “recovery kit” with AED, aerosolized and injectable steroids, EpiPen, trauma paste/other first aid stuff, antipyretics, various monitors (blood ox, temp, bp, hr) etc is high value
Would you rather
A) You basically feel at a 6 all the time, with the occasional dip up to 5 and rise to 7 but really is your center of gravity
OR
B) You experience the greatest highs (10) AND the greatest lows (0) but it still averages out to 6
“maybe I should change banks”
“GET MERCURY BANK!!!!”
“why?”
“THEIR BACKEND IS WRITTEN IN HASKELLLL”
“any other reason”
“no”
“Is that the sole reason you use them”
“yes”
this is life with the gf
