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nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping
Adam
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Adam
@adamgreattweet
Dog owner but she doesn’t know I’m on here. Parody account. He/Him
Joined September 2019
- I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet
- dog owners: their name is buddy cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito
- Trump: She’s going to take your gun Kamala: Bitch I have a gun
- Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation
- i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping
- united states mcflurry machine 🤝 not working for the people
- If I ever get murdered, I want two white women with a podcast to solve it in their free time
