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Sexual Phil Collins Accident
Joined April 2012
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    putting pronouns in my bio and 45 seconds later a tesla on autopilot crashes through my living room window
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    holy fuck dude i can't stop laughing
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    when i still worked at best buy i got so depressed i bought a kh keyblade & walked around carrying it over my shoulder to see how long it'd take mgmt to tell me to stop & it wound up increasing my sales so much that i did it for a whole month & no one said a fuckin thing to me
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    this is the first genuinely smart phishing scheme ive ever seen lmao. like, no promises of free games, no heartstring pulling sob story, no unprompted links, just "ayo they callin u a pedophile in here"
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    joining the official south park discord and searching the word "pronouns" and immediately the power in my entire neighborhood goes out
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    this is like one of the funniest tweets i've seen in years look at that fucking picture
    Bill Gates Arrested by US Federal Marshals; Being Held Under Armed Watch at Guantanamo Bay; Charged With War Crimes Against Humanity. Washington Post.
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    There are no articles in the Washington Post claiming Bill Gates was arrested washingtonpost.com/search/?query=โ€ฆ
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    wearing this when i drive off a bridge
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    00:59
    Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya
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    if it all goes down never forget i was the reason he made this tweet and it lead to him having a multiple days long public meltdown
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    most popular genre of anime, 90s: what if a guy sucked in a cool way most popular genre of anime, 00s: what if a girl had a gun most popular genre of anime, 10s: what if women existed most popular genre of anime, 20s: what if you could cry, with your fists
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    noclipping into the produce section and gmod ragdolling around until i force a hard respawn outside the building with my cart full of booze intact [02:54, PB, WR]
    This is how Walmart envisions Shopping in the #Metaverse. Thoughts? ๐Ÿ’ญ
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    losing my fucking shit at russian dubbed beavis
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    yeah man i've been really workin on myself lately. wakin up early, eating right, exercising, back on meds, no more drugs. in general just trying to live better and longer. it's the most agonizing thing i have ever experienced