I literally just got kicked out of Morbius for laughing too much
Anthony Carboni
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Anthony Carboni
@acarboni
Excitable host of We Have Concerns and It’s Too Early. prev Emmy-winning @StarWars Show for @Lucasfilm, @playstation, @discovery
- Listen, we all agree: she made it to 100. We’re not taking that away from her. SHE DIED AT 100
- Me: *watches a single YouTube tutorial so I can fix my door hinge* YouTube: WHAT'S UP, HINGE-LOVER? HERE ARE THE TOP 1000 VIDEOS FROM THE HINGER COMMUNITY THIS WEEK. CHECK OUT THIS TRENDING HINGE CONTENT FROM ENGAGING HINGEFLUENCERS
- I think my main criticism of adulthood is there are no surprise Scholastic Book Fairs. Nothing brightens a day like a surprise book fair.
- "Ser Brienne of Tarth- Super awesome knight. Probably the best. Beat up a wizard, had 40 boyfriends. Everyone loved her. They were all just, like, 'damn.'"
- If they call it the Switch Pro and not the Super Nintendo Switch, I will throw myself into the sea.
- Reminder: a lot of kids are going online with their first game consoles today! … Crush them. Absolutely annihilate them. Feed those idiot children to your ratios. Use their dumb, fumbling hands to build your throne. Make them wish Christmas never came.
- “Our data shows that people boycotting us for mistreating our employees don’t know everything we make, so we can potentially trick them”Replying to @_NevadaManOur data show that consumers routinely focus on the visual of the Pop-Tarts brand name, so we simplified the package design by removing "Kellogg's".
- We’re like a month away from Fellowship of the Ring being 20 years old and I’m just checking in to see how we’re all collectively feeling about that
- Shout out to @TaikaWaititi for using his post-win interview to bag on those garbage Apple keyboards. He continues to be a hero of the people.
