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emerald🇭🇷🇵🇷🇵🇸
@abit0femerald
opinions | yugorican | posts are mostly satire| professional hater
NYC
Born September 17
Joined July 2012
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    Replying to @rieslingbeauty
    My therapist don’t even be speaking because she’s always appalled at my actions
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    Native New Yorker here to confirm that is some gentrifier transplant shit and she probably goes to NYU or parsons
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    If the first picture is his place of employment, I work for the same company and they don’t take too well to their employees being criminals. Add some insult to injury why don’t we
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    Replying to @jaxajueny
    Watching the last season on shrooms changed me I never cried so hard in my life
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    Argentines will do this but their grandfather is a German immigrant that arrived in the late 40’s
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    Replying to @asapchilla and @dogwrld
    If you’re asking this you may be too young
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    I really can’t wait for Six Speed and Florida Thang to drop. Dude, fuck I love pouya, I can’t wait for his next album
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    Homophobic and a swifite? Pick a struggle
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    Replying to @bbambied and @bamb1ed
    I’m an art student so I’m working on all my projects at the same time and it’s usually 3-4 each class
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    You could have fun in Astoria at one point. Now we can’t do shit in certain areas because Becky from Michigan has to be up at 6 am for her yoga class.
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    Replying to @workwithtierany
    Slavic community 🤝 black community Garlic and onion powder on everything
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    If you need to do something haram by proxy, the pagans always got you covered babe
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    Replying to @alecexox @PlaygirlyesIam and 3 others
    The planet is dying and ppl are praising billionaires still?
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    Replying to @DrizzyJae and @rieslingbeauty
    She’s so disappointed in me, like girl… at least I’m sober now, Trust the progress?