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Abish Mathew
@abishmathew
Archiving my genius thoughts or promoting a video.
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Joined January 2010
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    We comedians need to mind our language.
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    An actor having to apologize for their movie because a political party didn't like how incidents were portrayed is peak Naya Bharat! Also, I don't blame the actor; even I can't act like this is normal.
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    A big company removing an artist from their website after being threatened by a political mob is peak Naya Bharat. Also FYI, I don't blame the company; My spine is made of cartilage as well and can be broken!
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    At my parent's house, there is a whole cabinet dedicated to expensive cutlery. Proudly displayed in the dining room, so that guests who join us for dinner know that they weren't worth it.
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    The seat you take on a flight, decides what you like in life. Window seat means you love a view. Aisle seat means you love your bladder. Middle seat… you hate yourself!
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    .@WHO Bachao yaar! Phatti padi hai.
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    A queue around the world : 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 A queue in India: 😒 🤨 😤 😠 😡 🤬 💀
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    This @sapanv & @ArmaanMalik22 stole the show!!! Had such a fun time having them on #SonOfAbish Episode coming out soon!
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    Dear @IndiGo6E, I thought you were one of the good guys! I’m disappointed in the way you handled the @kunalkamra88 situation. For an airline that’s built its reputation on the backs of the amazing crew and staff, the corporate office really did crash land it.
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    Paranoid thoughts when you have an early morning flight! “Flight is at 7:15” “Gotta reach airport at 6:15.” “Leave home at 5:15” “Get up at 4:15.” “Round it down just to be safe...” “Set alarm for 4am” *ALARM STARTS RINGING*