Pinned
eatin ice n takin names
LN
41.5K posts
LN
@abernothing
panic pixie camp counselor
Joined April 2010
- I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back
- party rock is in the HOUSE tonight guys. not in the clubs
- ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤme ________________________________ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhelmed
- I hope all teenagers have a phase where electric feel by mgmt is the sexiest song they've ever heard. I really do. more than anything else in the whole world
- 2012 was 5 years ago. let that sink in
- I bet not a single US president could successfully complete the presidential fitness test
- I’m inventing larger cigarettes called bigarettes
- I slept in the lower bunk of a bunk bed until I was seventeen and one day was just like “hey mom and dad can I have a real bed” and they were like “yeah we’ve been waiting for you to ask for years”
- staying out of my own business for a bit. I don’t need to know all that
- Replying to @PoopFromDaButtit's def satire don't worry that's her whole thing
- sonic the hedge fund manager
- everywhere is the Hard Rock Cafe if you rock hard enough