Chef wa Statehouse asiweke any dairy products kwa lunch ya kesho tafadhali. I am lactose intolerant
#OccupyStatehouse
Thanos
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- Daktari amesema hata kama wewe ni mwizi tokea That's a weird way to invite President Ruto to the protests
- Yesterday we were told we'd be shot and killed if we occupied the Statehouse. We did not occupy the Statehouse yet we're still getting shot and killed. #RutoMustGo
- Karauri anavote YES na constituency yake ndio headquarters ya Gen Z na Thika Road baddies 🤣🤣🤣
- Hadi leo Kairo ameongea bila kutukumbusha ako na Porsche
- The Kenyan dream is to retire to a self-sustaining farm outside the city. The Nigerian dream is to get out of Nigeria.
- Ruto has us agreeing with Miguna Miguna; a man so stubborn he makes us say his name twice #RutoMustGo
- Ruto’s motorcade just killed someone on Ngong’ Road
- Horses can be scared with flapping fabric. Wave your bandanas or flags at the horses and watch them go crazy. Or bark like a dog. Dogs spook them too 🤣🤣Police on horses spotted patrolling Nairobi CBD ahead of the demos against the Finance Bill 2024
- Dear God, I know you're busy attending to other significant matters like testing Kairo; please don't let these idiots drag us into war.Sudan's RSF sign charter in Nairobi, Kenya to form a parallel government
- Mafans huku nyuma wanasema bibi yako alipewa BBC na msee wa nduthi
