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Seth Austic
@a_farmboy
Christian. @theobronzor’s husband. Julian’s Dad. Farmer.
Interlaken, NY
Joined July 2020
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    Seth Austic
    @a_farmboy
    Nov 30, 2024
    When I am become nothing, And all I have fade; When my eyes become sunken And my ribs by death splayed; Would that a clean heart Shine in that cavern; Sprinkled with Holy Blood, A precious crimson laver. Would that my final breath A pleasant incense raise;
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    Seth Austic
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    Apr 9, 2022
    Replying to @elonmusk
    Most farmers have trust issues because of the Weather Channel. 😂
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    Seth Austic
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    Mar 28, 2021
    So I got Mexican food for lunch with a friend today, and the waitress was super cute. I left a napkin that said, “Do you like me? __Yes __No 🙂” with my name and number underneath. We’ll get ‘em next time, boys. 😅
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    Seth Austic
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    Apr 8, 2024
    I won a gun at the snowmobile association dinner. I’m pretty stoked.
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    Seth Austic
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    Jul 7, 2021
    So when a young person screws up on the farm, it’s all his fault. When an older person screws up, NATURE BENDS TO HIS F-ING WILL in his explanation of how it happened. “Must be the wind opened it” or some BS. 😂
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    Seth Austic
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    Feb 6, 2025
    USAID has been paying folks to say IPA’s taste good
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    Seth Austic
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    Sep 26, 2024
    Hey, guys. Writing for my Dad here, so if you could pass this around, I’d really appreciate it. Dad went to the ER last night with bad chest pain. Enzymes were normal, EKG was irregular. He’s in the hospital now. If you’re the praying type, please remember my Dad. @benjaminaustic
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    Bronzor
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    Sep 26, 2024
    My husband woke me up this morning and I expected him to be like “Happy Birthday” but instead he told me his dad is in the hospital. Please pray for @benjaminaustic
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    Seth Austic
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    Feb 2, 2023
    Replying to @DrJordanBCooper
    Porn is wrong. But porn’s power comes from sin, not the law. Changing the law won’t change men’s hearts. It’s just as sinful to lust after a woman in your heart as it is to watch porn. Speaking as a fan of yours, not an over-critical hater. 😅
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    Seth Austic
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    Sep 14, 2021
    My grandfather shocked me today. I told him all of what had been going on, about my resolve to adopt responsibility and to care. At the end of our talk, he stretched out his arms and said, “Come here.” We hugged, I cried. We pulled away, and with tears in his eyes, he said to me:
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    Seth Austic
    @a_farmboy
    Dec 6, 2022
    Job’s friends believed his sin caused his misery. God was displeased with them for this.
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    Seth Austic
    @a_farmboy
    Mar 5, 2021
    Do you think my grandfather has enough 13/16 wrenches?
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    Seth Austic
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    Aug 13, 2024
    Replying to @owenbroadcast
    My wife and I are trying to sort this out. I’m in the “life is risk” camp, she’s in the opposite. Is there any hope for us?
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    Seth Austic
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    Oct 18, 2021
    “You need a self-care day” “You’re going to burn out” Shut up. I’ve spent two years of my adult life trying to divorce the creature-comforts we enjoy nowadays and become a man. Quit trying to drag me down because my work ethic challenges your ego.
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    Seth Austic
    @a_farmboy
    Nov 29, 2023
    The one difficult, truly difficult, thing in agriculture is working with old men. I love them to death, I really do- they are my heroes. However, if I treated them the way they treat me everyday, they’d start a riot. Sometimes I’m bitter, but I try to be patient.
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